Get ready to stir up conversation with this bold and darkly humorous take on American history. Featuring an image of Abraham Lincoln alongside a cheeky, one-star Ford’s Theatre “review,” this tee turns a tragic event into a tongue-in-cheek statement piece. It’s perfect for those who love edgy historical humor and aren’t afraid to wear it loud and proud—whether you’re at a weekend gathering or simply out running errands.
Just like all our tees, it’s made from 100% ring-spun cotton grown in the USA, ensuring top-notch comfort and sustainability. The ribbed collar holds its shape, while shoulder tape helps the shirt stand up to repeated wear and wash. It’s a fun way to keep the conversation going on life, history, and the absurdity of it all.
Product Features
Environmentally Friendly: Crafted without side seams, reducing fabric waste.
Comfortable Fit: The ribbed collar retains its shape for lasting wear.
Stable Design: Shoulder tape prevents unwanted stretching over time.
Soft Fabric: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for year-round comfort.
Ethically Produced: Sourced from US-grown cotton, ensuring responsible and safe manufacturing.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold with similar colors (max 30C or 90F)
Tumble dry on low heat
Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
Combine a dash of dark humor with classic comfort and spark some lively debates—because sometimes, the funniest takes are also the most unexpected.
